The Intergalactic Beets Project
IBPD 2.0 — AUDIO_SYNTHESIS_ENGINE
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IBPD 2.1 > RADIO

WIBR

Intergalactic Beets Radio // all beats, no skipping

Off Air
351 in rotation

STANDBY

Tune in to hear every beat your membership unlocks, in order. No skipping — the next beat follows on its own.

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Dear Audionauts,

The WIBR staff is proud to bring you a 24-hour, non-stop, commercial-free stream of the entire IBP Discography.

No need to skip ahead; each beat has been tested for the freshest melodies and encoded with the latest version of the Turing Cipher to ensure Lord Prosect doesn't intercept our position (or yours)!

There are more unreleased beats waiting in the archive — unlock them by upgrading your membership, or by signing up for a free account.

Once your account has been activated, our Cipher will update your rotation automatically!

— The WIBR Staff

IBPD 2.0