TIME IS RUNNING OUT

Magnetic Horizon barely survived the release of their underappreciated debut album Polar Opposites. Poorly received by listeners due to a manufacturing error that replaced all the drums with an annoying interference buzz, they set out to make a good second impression by suspending their fizzling tour and locking themselves away in a studio located at the famous spa retreat of CFBDSIR 2149−0403. The first day’s session proved unproductive until the band realized that the sun did not shine on CFBDSIR 2149−0403, and that three weeks had already passed! Fueled by the time displacement, the drum tracks came quickly and the beats flowed with abandon. Whether they recorded the album in just a few hours or a few decades, only the band’s room service bill would reveal the truth. For the rest of the universe, one hundred years, and lots of tasty beats, had already passed when Magnetic Horizon finally revealed their magnum opus, but the band was too old to perform it live. Daylight Dead End would live on as a tour de force that could only be experienced between the cushy embrace of a pair of headphones.