STONE-FACED

Not to be outdone by others in the Gemini Constellation, Table For One set the table, pun intended, for solo artists to come. Fronted entirely by recording artist Med Evil, her sultry cadre of hissing high hats and slithering bass lines caused a panic, so much so that two, yes two, stars collapsed under the weight of her beats. Even though the vacuum of space was not enough to protect the creatures of the universe from her mighty melodies, they sure did try to preserve them. Employing a system of sound-dampening satellites, her music was bounced between galaxies, eventually trapping it within the orbit of an asteroid field where it was forced to mingle with billions of various-sized rocks, eventually deadening the sound into a gentle hum. Ever so carefully, her music has been reconstructed to be much more manageable to the delicate atmospheres of most galaxies, losing little of its grandeur in the process, though it is still banned in several municipalities.