LINEE AEREE GABAGOOL

Raised in the discotheques of Rome, Italy (Earth, Milky Way Galaxy), future beatmaker Anthony Naboli-Daboli was exposed to twinkling lights and the joy of frenzied dance. At an early age, his father, renowned concert promoter Johnny Naboli-Daboli, forced little Anthony to swear that he would never enter the music business. It was much too dangerous in the early 2960s to get mixed up in a sector that would chew him up and spit him out before he could say, “Do you know who my father is?” But intimidation never stopped little Anthony from observing the desperate world around him. His love of salt-cured meats, and his run-ins with the law for stealing and reselling said meats, backed him into a corner. Face the dredges of a space penal colony or dive into the only business he truly understood. He self-financed a lone single Linee Aeree Gabagool (with catchy B-side Anytime, Boss) with the last of his stolen meat money and took the master recording onboard Interstellar Flight 0554403856919. What happened next is of some debate, but according to the inflight communications log, the fuel reserves burst into flame, dooming the vessel to freefall onto the icy surface of Pluto. Some say it was payback for the meat that Anthony had stolen, others say it was the luck of the draw. An excavation unit represented by the spaceline eventually tunneled beneath the tundra of the outlier planet to retrieve its equipment and assess the cause. It was then that the universe learned about Linee Aeree Gabagool and what could have been…